no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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