Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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