i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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