She said her name was "party"
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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