But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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