I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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