Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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