She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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