This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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