What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
When are your genitals available?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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