why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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