is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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