you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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