And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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