Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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