I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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