STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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