I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
