I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I skipped work to stalk him.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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