Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize
