you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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