So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
