i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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