What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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