Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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