My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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