All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
So much rum. So many feels.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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