i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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