Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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