your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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