Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
accomplished twins. life is a go
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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