Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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