I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
he fucked my hip out of place.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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