I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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