I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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