we're blogging at a bar
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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