I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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