Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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