i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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