So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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