i already hear my dad disowning me
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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