Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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