So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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