he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
