I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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