So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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