I heard we made out
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
this hospital has no fireball
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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