She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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