If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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