Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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