You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I know her cup size but not her name....
tell me about the fingering
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
