She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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