i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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