just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
wow bdsm is so cute
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