Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
we made out on top of his cat.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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