I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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